Urukrama Dasa – USA: We have been observing FISKCON`s unhealthy dynamics for a while now and it struck us with wonder; the sheer amount of devious activities that individuals can get away with, provided that they are willing to follow well rehearsed and established criminal code of FISKCON`s criminal elite.

The criminal code in its self is quite simple; as long as you are able and/or willing to act nice, dress nicely, be well behaved and soft spoken, become skilled at speaking stories fictitiously, dramatically and emotionally, fake it that you are advanced, be able to plausibly lie at any time, place, or circumstances, glorify the wonderful activities and imaginary qualities of the rest of the criminals within the FISKCON Corporation regardless how oxymoronic they may be, just be externally nice and pleasant fellow, and DO NOT speak the truth, turn a blind eye to any criminal activity you see, do not point out philosophical deviations, do not point the breaking of any moral, ethical and spiritual standards given to us by His Divine Grace Śrīla Prabhupāda  and previous Ācārya, and under any circumstance do not criticize.

(The definition and denotation of the term “criticize” is what FISKCON criminal elite says it is)

Here are some practical examples of individuals who are perfectly exemplifying this criminal code.

Jayādvaita swami aka Jay Israel: With his soon to be published (BG 4.34- by BBTi ; re-interpretation by His Divine Disgrace aka Mr. Jay Israel aka Victory to Israel)

“Just try to learn the criminal code by approaching a hardened criminal master. Inquire from him submissively, and render service unto him. The criminal souls can impart the knowledge of the criminal code unto you because they are hardened criminals who have realized the criminal code.”

Yes, you can be a deconstructionist re-interpreting your Guru and Acharya`s books, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize..

Radhanath Swami aka Richie Slavin: expertly and willfully participated in murder of a Vaiṣṇava who questioned top down, heavy handed management. At the time Richie plausibly demonstrated via misuse of scripture, approving the murder of individual who was defined by Riche and Keith to be offensive and Guru aparādhī that has to die.

The new and re-interpreted style of FISKCON`s preaching, expertly incorporating impersonalism,  sahajism, and corporatism by Richie is very welcome addition within the society and is becoming a exemplary model for the rest of society that has to follow this trend ,… or perish.

Yes, you can be a murderer, māyāvādī, , performing the blues, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize..

Braja Bihārī das: Loves to control and manipulate things whilst lurking behind the scene. If you would like to achieve anything within this FISKCON Corporation, you have to only ask for his approval and blessing.  He is FISKCON`s corporate don. Provided it is not traditional. Any kind of modern hodgepodge (regardless how ridiculous it may be) that undermines and belittle Vedas, Śrīla Prabhupāda, and His instructions and will help him politically correct the institution are very welcome. He likes to protect child abusers or any other criminal types of devotees, because they become loyal dogs of his, that he can use in his mission to change and convolute the society into mundane corporate/secular institution. Who cares that he was single handedly responsible for the Turley law suit against FISKCON.

Yes, you can be twisted and devious skeptic whose mission is to destroy anything that resembles Vedic Vaiṣṇava tradition, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize..

Śivarāma swami: Loves to spend time and vast amounts of money in five star hotels and resorts relaxing, and writing fictitious pastimes of Rādhā and Kṛṣṇa while demanding from his followers to live on the farm in poverty and austerity working hard for “Kṛṣṇa”. Whilst living an opulent lifestyle, rocking in his gravity-free chair, he is writing other books such as Śikṣā outside FISKCON forbidding anyone going out whilst himself and his gopī friends do just that. Whilst flying first class he is writing documents defining who is and who is not a member of FISKCON, while all his projects in Hungary are privately incorporated and are not in FISKCON name.

Yes, you can be a swami spending ludicrous amounts of money on the personal pampering and comfort and foolosophize the rest of the time, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize..

Indradyumna swami: Likes to be around young and little girls. He likes to play the role of the “spiritual” uncle and grandpa. He enjoys hugging little girls; he takes pleasure playing with them whilst they sit on his lap. He is very special sannyāsī, because he can do all that without any problems. He loves to play photographer taking photos of bikini girls and posting them on his profile for everyone to see how special he and his “preaching” is.  He also likes to enjoy the luxury of a five star hotels, as any normal FISKCON sannyāsī should.

Yes, you can be swami playing with girls, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize..

Romapāda swami: is very helpful swami. He loves helping devotees in distress who are in need of money. It gives him an immense pleasure and satisfaction playing a loan shark lending the needy devotees the money at exorbitant interest rate.

Yes, you can be swami/moneylender, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize..

Bhakti Cāru swami: He loves being a business man. In the past he was investing his easy earned dakṣiṇa into many private business ventures. Then he stared to think really big, like any big swami/business man should. He borrowed millions of dollars for his highly speculative survey airplane scheme. Shortly after takeoff, the business crashed and swami refused to pay the money back, as he promised he would. He did take a four million dollar loan at bank of India against his temple as collateral. Where did that money go, nobody know…

Yes, you can be a swami/the gambling business buffoon, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize..

Harivilasa das: He just loves to create an exemplary FISKCON Hindu temple. Within this fabulous FISKCON Hindu temple you are welcomed and encouraged to worship a deity of Durgā provided you swipe your Credit/Debit card, anyway it all for the pleasure of Kṛṣṇa and Śrīla Prabhuapad. He also loves to homogenize and integrate other like minded māyāvād/sahajia individuals by giving them an M.C role on Ratha Yatra day. One big happy and lovely religiosyncretic family he is having.

Yes, you can be religiosyncretic FISKCON temple, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize..

Here are the last two examples of successful individuals who understood the criminal code of FISKCON. We just received a phone call from a friend of ours who is attending Mumbai GBC meetings and he let us know on the latest līlā of “Dynamic duo” that is happening in Vrindavan dham.

Abhirāma das: He loves to sweet talk devotees and karmī`s alike into loaning/investing him large quantities of money that he can spend on his well deserved lifestyle. He loves taking on the project in FISKCON where he is having access to large amounts of money at his disposal. (Like a Māyāpur project and MVT) He also loves to sweet talk and bewilders ladies into making them do things that normally they wouldn`t do. As of lately his ex girlfriend/wife came to Abhirāma`s abode exposing his manipulating activities. Apparently he did not like such a negative image exposure of his lovely character so he used and manipulated MVT resident ladies to tie and beat his former girlfriend/wife and kicked her out of MVT. Yes police came and so did FRO. Poor girlfriend/wife had to be hospitalized.

Yes, you can be liar, and a sweet talking manipulative crook, with girlfriends, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize…

Panca Gauḍa das: The Vṛndāvan  temple president who loves to be ‘enthusiastic gambler, borrowing money from his Guru-MVT trust-even if Guru says in the trust documents that no individual should borrow the money for a personal business. He loves slapping devotees and kicking them out of the temple, giving FISKCON a very nice and extensive un-favorable media coverage. He also loves to play with his gopīs who are not his wife… Hush… Hush…

Yes, you can be a player and ‘enthusiastic gambler’, just smile, be nice and sweet, pat people on the back, or just give`em a hug, is all-right as long as you follow the Criminal code…and do not criticize…

This exemplary list can go on and on, but hey, dear readers… you get the point.

So, I would like to invite all the beautiful people out there to please join our beloved FISKCON. You can be murderer, pedophile, practicing gay, crook, twisted and sick megalomaniac, sociopath, or whatever you are; please join us and do what you would like to do…it really does not matter.

FISKCON is a jailhouse where all of us can live together. JUST REMEMER, FOLLOW THE CRIMINAL CODE… is quite simple; as long as you are able and/or willing to act nice, dress nicely, be well behaved and soft spoken, become skilled at speaking stories fictitiously, dramatically and emotionally, fake it that you are advanced, be able to plausibly lie at any time, place, or circumstances, glorify the wonderful activities and imaginary qualities of the rest of the criminals within the FISKCON Corporation regardless how oxymoronic they may be, just be externally nice and pleasant fellow, and DO NOT speak the truth, turn a blind eye to any criminal activity you see, do not point out philosophical deviations, do not point the breaking of any moral, ethical and spiritual standards given to us by His Divine Grace Śrīla Prabhupāda  and previous Ācārya, and under any circumstance do not criticize.